Curvy, Adventurous, and Bored at Home. Let's Get Hitched!

Class BLompoc, CA
Sleeps 4
29 ft. long
Pet friendly
Offers delivery

Hi, I'm Gigi! I'm a 1970 Airstream Land Yacht Ambassador-ess. I'm a silver fox adventure-seeker with a curvaceous body and I’m ready to roll. I love to park on the beach, or take long drives with you up the California Coast or I’m the perfect gal for the long haul. Take me along for the ride! My kitchen is fully stocked and I’m all about the comfy, cozy linens. Life is all about the thread count! I am pretty low maintenance and prefer spending my time with people who are conscientious and knows how to take care of lady of my stature! Where you heading, Stranger? Going my way? Let’s get hitched!What's includedFully stocked linens, a full bath and kitchen that is also fully stocked, two pull out full sized beds, dining table and two chairs, canopy, two full propane tanks, Bluetooth stereo, new fridge and freezer, heater, A/C, toaster oven, and small microwave. RecommendationsAppropriately, Dr. Seuss comes to mind and I think he spelled out all the rules quite perfectly. (You can go anywhere! Just bring my Gigi back to me in one piece, please.)Oh, the Places You'll Go!Congratulations!
Today is your day.
You're off to Great Places!
You're off and away!
You have brains in your head.
You have feet in your shoes.
You can steer yourself
any direction you choose.
You're on your own. And you know what you know.
And YOU are the guy who'll decide where to go.
You'll look up and down streets. Look 'em over with care.
About some you will say, "I don't choose to go there."
With your head full of brains and your shoes full of feet,
you're too smart to go down any not-so-good street.
And you may not find any
you'll want to go down.
In that case, of course,
you'll head straight out of town.
It's opener there
in the wide open air.
Out there things can happen
and frequently do
to people as brainy
and footsy as you.
And then things start to happen,
don't worry. Don't stew.
Just go right along.
You'll start happening too.
OH!
THE PLACES YOU'LL GO!
You'll be on your way up!
You'll be seeing great sights!
You'll join the high fliers
who soar to high heights.
You won't lag behind, because you'll have the speed.
You'll pass the whole gang and you'll soon take the lead.
Wherever you fly, you'll be best of the best.
Wherever you go, you will top all the rest.
Except when you don't.
Because, sometimes, you won't.
I'm sorry to say so
but, sadly, it's true
that Bang-ups
and Hang-ups
can happen to you.
You can get all hung up
in a prickle-ly perch.
And your gang will fly on.
You'll be left in a Lurch.
You'll come down from the Lurch
with an unpleasant bump.
And the chances are, then,
that you'll be in a Slump.
And when you're in a Slump,
you're not in for much fun.
Un-slumping yourself
is not easily done.
You will come to a place where the streets are not marked.
Some windows are lighted. But mostly they're darked.
A place you could sprain both your elbow and chin!
Do you dare to stay out? Do you dare to go in?
How much can you lose? How much can you win?
And IF you go in, should you turn left or right...
or right-and-three-quarters? Or, maybe, not quite?
Or go around back and sneak in from behind?
Simple it's not, I'm afraid you will find,
for a mind-maker-upper to make up his mind.
You can get so confused
that you'll start in to race
down long wiggled roads at a break-necking pace
and grind on for miles cross weirdish wild space,
headed, I fear, toward a most useless place.
The Waiting Place...
...for people just waiting.
Waiting for a train to go
or a bus to come, or a plane to go
or the mail to come, or the rain to go
or the phone to ring, or the snow to snow
or the waiting around for a Yes or No
or waiting for their hair to grow.
Everyone is just waiting.
Waiting for the fish to bite
or waiting for the wind to fly a kite
or waiting around for Friday night
or waiting, perhaps, for their Uncle Jake
or a pot to boil, or a Better Break
or a string of pearls, or a pair of pants
or a wig with curls, or Another Chance.
Everyone is just waiting.
NO!
That's not for you!
Somehow you'll escape
all that waiting and staying
You'll find the bright places
where Boom Bands are playing.
With banner flip-flapping,
once more you'll ride high!
Ready for anything under the sky.
Ready because you're that kind of a guy!
Oh, the places you'll go! There is fun to be done!
There are points to be scored. There are games to be won.
And the magical things you can do with that ball
will make you the winning-est winner of all.
Fame! You'll be as famous as famous can be,
with the whole wide world watching you win on TV.
Except when they don't
Because, sometimes they won't.
I'm afraid that some times
you'll play lonely games too.
Games you can't win
'cause you'll play against you.
All Alone!
Whether you like it or not,
Alone will be something
you'll be quite a lot.
And when you're alone, there's a very good chance
you'll meet things that scare you right out of your pants.
There are some, down the road between hither and yon,
that can scare you so much you won't want to go on.
But on you will go
though the weather be foul.
On you will go
though your enemies prowl.
On you will go
though the Hakken-Kraks howl.
Onward up many
a frightening creek,
though your arms may get sore
and your sneakers may leak.
On and on you will hike,
And I know you'll hike far
and face up to your problems
whatever they are.
You'll get mixed up, of course,
as you already know.
You'll get mixed up
with many strange birds as you go.
So be sure when you step.
Step with care and great tact
and remember that Life's
a Great Balancing Act.
Just never foget to be dexterous and deft.
And never mix up your right foot with your left.
And will you succeed?
Yes! You will, indeed!
(98 and 3/4 percent guaranteed.)
KID, YOU'LL MOVE MOUNTAINS!So...
be your name Buxbaum or Bixby or Bray
or Mordecai Ali Van Allen O'Shea,
You're off the Great Places!
Today is your day!
Your mountain is waiting.
So...get on your way!
*** The above text was copyrighted in 1990 .
Other things to noteThe trailer is currently parked in Lompoc, CA due to a mudslide in long term parking in Santa Barbara.

Features

1970 Airstream Ambassador
  • Sleeps 4
  • Manual transmission

Amenities

  • Toilet
  • Inside shower
  • Water hookup
  • Electric hookup
  • Sewer hookup
  • Wi-Fi
  • Audio inputs
  • Radio

Meet your host, Tonia Allen

Member since 2022

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Rules and policies

  • Pet friendly
  • Tailgating friendly
  • No music festivals
  • No smoking
  • Mileage: 100 free miles / day
24/7 roadside assistance
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Availability and rates

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There’s a 6 night minimum stay

Discounts
  • Weekly (7+ nights): 5% off nightly rate
  • Monthly (28+ nights): 5% off nightly rate
Fees
  • Security deposit: $500.00 (refundable)
  • Prep fee: $100.00. This fee will cover preparing, stocking, and sanitizing the unit prior to each rental. Please be sure to tell us your needs and we will do our best to work with you.

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Location

Lompoc, California

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